I Have a Parasite We Can Do Whatever We Want Venom Ugly Christmas Sweater

I Have a Parasite We Can Do Whatever We Want Venom Ugly Christmas Sweater

$40.95

Size Guide

Size Chart

Hawaiian Shirt

Inches
Centimeters

SIZE	BUST	SHOULDER	SLEEVE	LENGTH
S	40 in	17 in	26 in	26 in
M	44 in	18 in	27 in	28 in
L	48 in	19 in	27 in	28 in
XL	52 in	20 in	28 in	30 in
2XL	56 in	21 in	28 in	30 in
3XL	60 in	22 in	28 in	31 in
4XL	64 in	24 in	28 in	32 in
5XL	68 in	25 in	29 in	33 in
6XL	73 in	26 in	29.1 in	34 in

Best material: Our Hawaii shirt is made of premium polyester fabric. Long-lasting and durability. We use high-quality machines and mature technology, and the exquisite print content will never fall off.
Perfect Design: Featuring a spread collar, printed tropical pattern all over the shirt, a front button fastening, short sleeves and a relaxed shape. The design is printed with new age printing technology, direct to garment. It is printed with a water – soluble and eco – friendly ink. It is cured with a heat treatment process to ensure the color-fastness and lasting durability of the design
Garment Care: Machine wash or hand wash. Tumble dry on low heat. Avoid direct heat. Do not use bleach.

SIZE	BUST	SHOULDER	SLEEVE	LENGTH
S	102 cm	42 cm	67 cm	67 cm
M	112 cm	45 cm	68 cm	70 cm
L	122 cm	48 cm	69 cm	72 cm
XL	132 cm	51 cm	70 cm	75 cm
2XL	142 cm	54 cm	71 cm	76 cm
3XL	152 cm	57 cm	71 cm	79 cm
4XL	162 cm	60 cm	72 cm	82 cm
5XL	172 cm	63 cm	73 cm	85 cm
6XL	182 cm	66 cm	74 cm	86 cm

Best material: Our Hawaii shirt is made of premium polyester fabric. Long-lasting and durability. We use high-quality machines and mature technology, and the exquisite print content will never fall off.
Perfect Design: Featuring a spread collar, printed tropical pattern all over the shirt, a front button fastening, short sleeves and a relaxed shape. The design is printed with new age printing technology, direct to garment. It is printed with a water – soluble and eco – friendly ink. It is cured with a heat treatment process to ensure the color-fastness and lasting durability of the design
Garment Care: Machine wash or hand wash. Tumble dry on low heat. Avoid direct heat. Do not use bleach.

Hawaiian Shorts

Inches
Centimeters

Size	Waist (Around)	Hip (Around)	Length
S	31 in	37 in	18 in
M	33 in	39 in	19 in
L	35 in	41 in	19 in
XL	37 in	43 in	20 in
2XL	39 in	45 in	21 in
3XL	41 in	47 in	21 in
4XL	43 in	50 in	22 in
5XL	46 in	52 in	22 in

Size	Waist (Around)	Hip (Around)	Length
S	78 cm	95 cm	46 cm
M	83 cm	100 cm	48 cm
L	88 cm	105 cm	49 cm
XL	93 cm	110 cm	51 cm
2XL	98 cm	115 cm	52 cm
3XL	104 cm	120 cm	53 cm
4XL	110 cm	126 cm	55 cm
5XL	117 cm	133 cm	56 cm

Boomber Jacket

Inches
Centimeters

Size	Length	Bust	Shoulder	Sleeve
XS	27 in	44 in	20 in	24 in
S	28 in	47 in	21 in	25 in
M	28 in	50 in	22 in	25 in
L	28 in	53 in	23 in	26 in
XL	29 in	56 in	24 in	26 in
2XL	30 in	59 in	25 in	27 in
3XL	31 in	62 in	26 in	28 in
4XL	31 in	65 in	26 in	28 in
5XL	32 in	67 in	27 in	29 in

BOMBER JACKET Size chart

Outer lining is a slightly waterproof polyester fabric. The inner lining is two orange polyester layers with cotton or polyester (random) lined.
Bomber with zip closure, one interior pockets on the left and one zip pocket on the left sleeve.
360 degree All-Over-Print made by using dye- sublimation technology.
Design will not fade, crack, flack or peel.

Size	Length	Bust	Shoulder	Sleeve
XS	69 cm	112 cm	52 cm	62 cm
S	70 cm	120 cm	54 cm	63 cm
M	71 cm	128 cm	56 cm	64 cm
L	72 cm	136 cm	58 cm	66 cm
XL	74 cm	143 cm	60 cm	67 cm
2XL	76 cm	150 cm	63 cm	69 cm
3XL	78 cm	158 cm	65 cm	70 cm
4XL	79 cm	165 cm	67 cm	72 cm
5XL	80 cm	170 cm	69 cm	73 cm

BOMBER JACKET Size chart

Best material: Our Hawaii shirt is made of premium polyester fabric. Long-lasting and durability. We use high-quality machines and mature technology, and the exquisite print content will never fall off.
Perfect Design: Featuring a spread collar, printed tropical pattern all over the shirt, a front button fastening, short sleeves and a relaxed shape. The design is printed with new age printing technology, direct to garment. It is printed with a water – soluble and eco – friendly ink. It is cured with a heat treatment process to ensure the color-fastness and lasting durability of the design
Garment Care: Machine wash or hand wash. Tumble dry on low heat. Avoid direct heat. Do not use bleach.

Ugly Sweater

Inches
Centimeters

Size	Length	Bust	Shoulder	Sleeve
XS	27 in	44 in	20 in	24 in
S	28 in	47 in	21 in	25 in
M	28 in	50 in	22 in	25 in
L	28 in	53 in	23 in	26 in
XL	29 in	56 in	24 in	26 in
2XL	30 in	59 in	25 in	27 in
3XL	31 in	62 in	26 in	28 in
4XL	31 in	65 in	26 in	28 in
5XL	32 in	67 in	27 in	29 in

Outer lining is a slightly waterproof polyester fabric. The inner lining is two orange polyester layers with cotton or polyester (random) lined.
Bomber with zip closure, one interior pockets on the left and one zip pocket on the left sleeve.
360 degree All-Over-Print made by using dye- sublimation technology.
Design will not fade, crack, flack or peel.

Size	Length	Bust	Shoulder	Sleeve
XS	69 cm	112 cm	52 cm	62 cm
S	70 cm	120 cm	54 cm	63 cm
M	71 cm	128 cm	56 cm	64 cm
L	72 cm	136 cm	58 cm	66 cm
XL	74 cm	143 cm	60 cm	67 cm
2XL	76 cm	150 cm	63 cm	69 cm
3XL	78 cm	158 cm	65 cm	70 cm
4XL	79 cm	165 cm	67 cm	72 cm
5XL	80 cm	170 cm	69 cm	73 cm

Best material: Our Hawaii shirt is made of premium polyester fabric. Long-lasting and durability. We use high-quality machines and mature technology, and the exquisite print content will never fall off.
Perfect Design: Featuring a spread collar, printed tropical pattern all over the shirt, a front button fastening, short sleeves and a relaxed shape. The design is printed with new age printing technology, direct to garment. It is printed with a water – soluble and eco – friendly ink. It is cured with a heat treatment process to ensure the color-fastness and lasting durability of the design
Garment Care: Machine wash or hand wash. Tumble dry on low heat. Avoid direct heat. Do not use bleach.

3D Hoodie

Inches
Centimeters

Size	Length	Bust	Shoulder	Sleeve
XS	27 in	44 in	20 in	24 in
S	28 in	47 in	21 in	25 in
M	28 in	50 in	22 in	25 in
L	28 in	53 in	23 in	26 in
XL	29 in	56 in	24 in	26 in
2XL	30 in	59 in	25 in	27 in
3XL	31 in	62 in	26 in	28 in
4XL	31 in	65 in	26 in	28 in
5XL	32 in	67 in	27 in	29 in

SC Hoodie

Outer lining is a slightly waterproof polyester fabric. The inner lining is two orange polyester layers with cotton or polyester (random) lined.
Bomber with zip closure, one interior pockets on the left and one zip pocket on the left sleeve.
360 degree All-Over-Print made by using dye- sublimation technology.
Design will not fade, crack, flack or peel.

Size	Length	Bust	Shoulder	Sleeve
XS	69 cm	112 cm	52 cm	62 cm
S	70 cm	120 cm	54 cm	63 cm
M	71 cm	128 cm	56 cm	64 cm
L	72 cm	136 cm	58 cm	66 cm
XL	74 cm	143 cm	60 cm	67 cm
2XL	76 cm	150 cm	63 cm	69 cm
3XL	78 cm	158 cm	65 cm	70 cm
4XL	79 cm	165 cm	67 cm	72 cm
5XL	80 cm	170 cm	69 cm	73 cm

SC Hoodie

Best material: Our Hawaii shirt is made of premium polyester fabric. Long-lasting and durability. We use high-quality machines and mature technology, and the exquisite print content will never fall off.
Perfect Design: Featuring a spread collar, printed tropical pattern all over the shirt, a front button fastening, short sleeves and a relaxed shape. The design is printed with new age printing technology, direct to garment. It is printed with a water – soluble and eco – friendly ink. It is cured with a heat treatment process to ensure the color-fastness and lasting durability of the design
Garment Care: Machine wash or hand wash. Tumble dry on low heat. Avoid direct heat. Do not use bleach.

Baseball Jersey

Inches
Centimeters

Size	Length	Bust	Shoulder	Sleeve
XS	27 in	44 in	20 in	24 in
S	28 in	47 in	21 in	25 in
M	28 in	50 in	22 in	25 in
L	28 in	53 in	23 in	26 in
XL	29 in	56 in	24 in	26 in
2XL	30 in	59 in	25 in	27 in
3XL	31 in	62 in	26 in	28 in
4XL	31 in	65 in	26 in	28 in
5XL	32 in	67 in	27 in	29 in

Baseball Jersey piping

Outer lining is a slightly waterproof polyester fabric. The inner lining is two orange polyester layers with cotton or polyester (random) lined.
Bomber with zip closure, one interior pockets on the left and one zip pocket on the left sleeve.
360 degree All-Over-Print made by using dye- sublimation technology.
Design will not fade, crack, flack or peel.

Size	Length	Bust	Shoulder	Sleeve
XS	69 cm	112 cm	52 cm	62 cm
S	70 cm	120 cm	54 cm	63 cm
M	71 cm	128 cm	56 cm	64 cm
L	72 cm	136 cm	58 cm	66 cm
XL	74 cm	143 cm	60 cm	67 cm
2XL	76 cm	150 cm	63 cm	69 cm
3XL	78 cm	158 cm	65 cm	70 cm
4XL	79 cm	165 cm	67 cm	72 cm
5XL	80 cm	170 cm	69 cm	73 cm

Baseball Jersey piping

Best material: Our Hawaii shirt is made of premium polyester fabric. Long-lasting and durability. We use high-quality machines and mature technology, and the exquisite print content will never fall off.
Perfect Design: Featuring a spread collar, printed tropical pattern all over the shirt, a front button fastening, short sleeves and a relaxed shape. The design is printed with new age printing technology, direct to garment. It is printed with a water – soluble and eco – friendly ink. It is cured with a heat treatment process to ensure the color-fastness and lasting durability of the design
Garment Care: Machine wash or hand wash. Tumble dry on low heat. Avoid direct heat. Do not use bleach.

Baseball Jacket

Inches
Centimeters

Size	Length	Bust	Shoulder	Sleeve
XS	27 in	44 in	20 in	24 in
S	28 in	47 in	21 in	25 in
M	28 in	50 in	22 in	25 in
L	28 in	53 in	23 in	26 in
XL	29 in	56 in	24 in	26 in
2XL	30 in	59 in	25 in	27 in
3XL	31 in	62 in	26 in	28 in
4XL	31 in	65 in	26 in	28 in
5XL	32 in	67 in	27 in	29 in

Outer lining is a slightly waterproof polyester fabric. The inner lining is two orange polyester layers with cotton or polyester (random) lined.
Bomber with zip closure, one interior pockets on the left and one zip pocket on the left sleeve.
360 degree All-Over-Print made by using dye- sublimation technology.
Design will not fade, crack, flack or peel.

Size	Length	Bust	Shoulder	Sleeve
XS	69 cm	112 cm	52 cm	62 cm
S	70 cm	120 cm	54 cm	63 cm
M	71 cm	128 cm	56 cm	64 cm
L	72 cm	136 cm	58 cm	66 cm
XL	74 cm	143 cm	60 cm	67 cm
2XL	76 cm	150 cm	63 cm	69 cm
3XL	78 cm	158 cm	65 cm	70 cm
4XL	79 cm	165 cm	67 cm	72 cm
5XL	80 cm	170 cm	69 cm	73 cm

Best material: Our Hawaii shirt is made of premium polyester fabric. Long-lasting and durability. We use high-quality machines and mature technology, and the exquisite print content will never fall off.
Perfect Design: Featuring a spread collar, printed tropical pattern all over the shirt, a front button fastening, short sleeves and a relaxed shape. The design is printed with new age printing technology, direct to garment. It is printed with a water – soluble and eco – friendly ink. It is cured with a heat treatment process to ensure the color-fastness and lasting durability of the design
Garment Care: Machine wash or hand wash. Tumble dry on low heat. Avoid direct heat. Do not use bleach.

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I Have a Parasite We Can Do Whatever We Want Venom Ugly Christmas Sweater captures the spirit of those who crave a little chaos in their Christmas. While others are sipping cocoa under twinkling lights, some of us are imagining symbiotes crawling through tinsel and whispering things in the dark. This isn’t the season of peace and quiet. It is the season of becoming something more, something stronger, and something that definitely doesn’t follow the rules. This is for those who embrace the weird and wonderful creature inside, even if it has fangs and a fondness for biting heads off.

I Have a Parasite We Can Do Whatever We Want Venom Ugly Christmas Sweater: Festive Has Never Been This Ferocious

With a black backdrop swarming in snowflakes and teeth-shaped motifs, this sweater immediately commands attention. At the center, Venom looms, tongue extended, flanked by the infamous quote I have a parasite and the equally iconic We can do whatever we want. The back features a massive white spider logo and the chilling declaration we are Venom. Red accents and white silhouettes of sleighs, trees, and presents try to tame the beast, but fail gloriously. It is a Christmas sweater that refuses to be nice and leans entirely into the naughty.

This I Have a Parasite We Can Do Whatever We Want Venom Ugly Christmas Sweater isn’t the sweater you wear to blend in. It’s the one you wear when you want your outfit to growl. Perfect for comic book fans, antiheroes at holiday parties, or anyone who feels more like Venom than Santa’s little helper. It is detailed enough to impress fellow Marvel enthusiasts, yet loud enough to scare off that one cousin who always asks why you’re still single. Cozy enough to wear all night, bold enough to make a statement before you even open your mouth.

Venom has become one of the most beloved antiheroes of modern comic book lore, thanks in part to his morally grey personality and Tom Hardy’s memorable portrayal. The line I have a parasite became instantly memeable, turning body horror into a kind of buddy comedy. As superhero films continue to dominate pop culture and fandoms embrace darker characters with humor and heart, Venom has found his place among holiday merch in the most unexpected way. This sweater taps directly into that trend, blending fan devotion with Christmas absurdity in one unholy, hilarious garment.

I Have a Parasite We Can Do Whatever We Want Venom Ugly Christmas Sweater doesn’t just say Merry Christmas. It growls it. It’s for fans who want their holiday outfits to be just as strange, powerful, and fun as their favorite characters. Because deep down, we all have a little symbiote in us, and during the holidays, it deserves to come out and celebrate.