Hex The Patriarchy Witchy Ugly Christmas Sweater

Hex The Patriarchy Witchy Ugly Christmas Sweater 1

Hex The Patriarchy Witchy Ugly Christmas Sweater

$40.95

Size Guide

Size Chart

Hawaiian Shirt

Inches
Centimeters

SIZE	BUST	SHOULDER	SLEEVE	LENGTH
S	40 in	17 in	26 in	26 in
M	44 in	18 in	27 in	28 in
L	48 in	19 in	27 in	28 in
XL	52 in	20 in	28 in	30 in
2XL	56 in	21 in	28 in	30 in
3XL	60 in	22 in	28 in	31 in
4XL	64 in	24 in	28 in	32 in
5XL	68 in	25 in	29 in	33 in
6XL	73 in	26 in	29.1 in	34 in

Best material: Our Hawaii shirt is made of premium polyester fabric. Long-lasting and durability. We use high-quality machines and mature technology, and the exquisite print content will never fall off.
Perfect Design: Featuring a spread collar, printed tropical pattern all over the shirt, a front button fastening, short sleeves and a relaxed shape. The design is printed with new age printing technology, direct to garment. It is printed with a water – soluble and eco – friendly ink. It is cured with a heat treatment process to ensure the color-fastness and lasting durability of the design
Garment Care: Machine wash or hand wash. Tumble dry on low heat. Avoid direct heat. Do not use bleach.

SIZE	BUST	SHOULDER	SLEEVE	LENGTH
S	102 cm	42 cm	67 cm	67 cm
M	112 cm	45 cm	68 cm	70 cm
L	122 cm	48 cm	69 cm	72 cm
XL	132 cm	51 cm	70 cm	75 cm
2XL	142 cm	54 cm	71 cm	76 cm
3XL	152 cm	57 cm	71 cm	79 cm
4XL	162 cm	60 cm	72 cm	82 cm
5XL	172 cm	63 cm	73 cm	85 cm
6XL	182 cm	66 cm	74 cm	86 cm

Best material: Our Hawaii shirt is made of premium polyester fabric. Long-lasting and durability. We use high-quality machines and mature technology, and the exquisite print content will never fall off.
Perfect Design: Featuring a spread collar, printed tropical pattern all over the shirt, a front button fastening, short sleeves and a relaxed shape. The design is printed with new age printing technology, direct to garment. It is printed with a water – soluble and eco – friendly ink. It is cured with a heat treatment process to ensure the color-fastness and lasting durability of the design
Garment Care: Machine wash or hand wash. Tumble dry on low heat. Avoid direct heat. Do not use bleach.

Hawaiian Shorts

Inches
Centimeters

Size	Waist (Around)	Hip (Around)	Length
S	31 in	37 in	18 in
M	33 in	39 in	19 in
L	35 in	41 in	19 in
XL	37 in	43 in	20 in
2XL	39 in	45 in	21 in
3XL	41 in	47 in	21 in
4XL	43 in	50 in	22 in
5XL	46 in	52 in	22 in

Size	Waist (Around)	Hip (Around)	Length
S	78 cm	95 cm	46 cm
M	83 cm	100 cm	48 cm
L	88 cm	105 cm	49 cm
XL	93 cm	110 cm	51 cm
2XL	98 cm	115 cm	52 cm
3XL	104 cm	120 cm	53 cm
4XL	110 cm	126 cm	55 cm
5XL	117 cm	133 cm	56 cm

Boomber Jacket

Inches
Centimeters

Size	Length	Bust	Shoulder	Sleeve
XS	27 in	44 in	20 in	24 in
S	28 in	47 in	21 in	25 in
M	28 in	50 in	22 in	25 in
L	28 in	53 in	23 in	26 in
XL	29 in	56 in	24 in	26 in
2XL	30 in	59 in	25 in	27 in
3XL	31 in	62 in	26 in	28 in
4XL	31 in	65 in	26 in	28 in
5XL	32 in	67 in	27 in	29 in

BOMBER JACKET Size chart

Outer lining is a slightly waterproof polyester fabric. The inner lining is two orange polyester layers with cotton or polyester (random) lined.
Bomber with zip closure, one interior pockets on the left and one zip pocket on the left sleeve.
360 degree All-Over-Print made by using dye- sublimation technology.
Design will not fade, crack, flack or peel.

Size	Length	Bust	Shoulder	Sleeve
XS	69 cm	112 cm	52 cm	62 cm
S	70 cm	120 cm	54 cm	63 cm
M	71 cm	128 cm	56 cm	64 cm
L	72 cm	136 cm	58 cm	66 cm
XL	74 cm	143 cm	60 cm	67 cm
2XL	76 cm	150 cm	63 cm	69 cm
3XL	78 cm	158 cm	65 cm	70 cm
4XL	79 cm	165 cm	67 cm	72 cm
5XL	80 cm	170 cm	69 cm	73 cm

BOMBER JACKET Size chart

Best material: Our Hawaii shirt is made of premium polyester fabric. Long-lasting and durability. We use high-quality machines and mature technology, and the exquisite print content will never fall off.
Perfect Design: Featuring a spread collar, printed tropical pattern all over the shirt, a front button fastening, short sleeves and a relaxed shape. The design is printed with new age printing technology, direct to garment. It is printed with a water – soluble and eco – friendly ink. It is cured with a heat treatment process to ensure the color-fastness and lasting durability of the design
Garment Care: Machine wash or hand wash. Tumble dry on low heat. Avoid direct heat. Do not use bleach.

Ugly Sweater

Inches
Centimeters

Size	Length	Bust	Shoulder	Sleeve
XS	27 in	44 in	20 in	24 in
S	28 in	47 in	21 in	25 in
M	28 in	50 in	22 in	25 in
L	28 in	53 in	23 in	26 in
XL	29 in	56 in	24 in	26 in
2XL	30 in	59 in	25 in	27 in
3XL	31 in	62 in	26 in	28 in
4XL	31 in	65 in	26 in	28 in
5XL	32 in	67 in	27 in	29 in

Outer lining is a slightly waterproof polyester fabric. The inner lining is two orange polyester layers with cotton or polyester (random) lined.
Bomber with zip closure, one interior pockets on the left and one zip pocket on the left sleeve.
360 degree All-Over-Print made by using dye- sublimation technology.
Design will not fade, crack, flack or peel.

Size	Length	Bust	Shoulder	Sleeve
XS	69 cm	112 cm	52 cm	62 cm
S	70 cm	120 cm	54 cm	63 cm
M	71 cm	128 cm	56 cm	64 cm
L	72 cm	136 cm	58 cm	66 cm
XL	74 cm	143 cm	60 cm	67 cm
2XL	76 cm	150 cm	63 cm	69 cm
3XL	78 cm	158 cm	65 cm	70 cm
4XL	79 cm	165 cm	67 cm	72 cm
5XL	80 cm	170 cm	69 cm	73 cm

Best material: Our Hawaii shirt is made of premium polyester fabric. Long-lasting and durability. We use high-quality machines and mature technology, and the exquisite print content will never fall off.
Perfect Design: Featuring a spread collar, printed tropical pattern all over the shirt, a front button fastening, short sleeves and a relaxed shape. The design is printed with new age printing technology, direct to garment. It is printed with a water – soluble and eco – friendly ink. It is cured with a heat treatment process to ensure the color-fastness and lasting durability of the design
Garment Care: Machine wash or hand wash. Tumble dry on low heat. Avoid direct heat. Do not use bleach.

3D Hoodie

Inches
Centimeters

Size	Length	Bust	Shoulder	Sleeve
XS	27 in	44 in	20 in	24 in
S	28 in	47 in	21 in	25 in
M	28 in	50 in	22 in	25 in
L	28 in	53 in	23 in	26 in
XL	29 in	56 in	24 in	26 in
2XL	30 in	59 in	25 in	27 in
3XL	31 in	62 in	26 in	28 in
4XL	31 in	65 in	26 in	28 in
5XL	32 in	67 in	27 in	29 in

SC Hoodie

Outer lining is a slightly waterproof polyester fabric. The inner lining is two orange polyester layers with cotton or polyester (random) lined.
Bomber with zip closure, one interior pockets on the left and one zip pocket on the left sleeve.
360 degree All-Over-Print made by using dye- sublimation technology.
Design will not fade, crack, flack or peel.

Size	Length	Bust	Shoulder	Sleeve
XS	69 cm	112 cm	52 cm	62 cm
S	70 cm	120 cm	54 cm	63 cm
M	71 cm	128 cm	56 cm	64 cm
L	72 cm	136 cm	58 cm	66 cm
XL	74 cm	143 cm	60 cm	67 cm
2XL	76 cm	150 cm	63 cm	69 cm
3XL	78 cm	158 cm	65 cm	70 cm
4XL	79 cm	165 cm	67 cm	72 cm
5XL	80 cm	170 cm	69 cm	73 cm

SC Hoodie

Best material: Our Hawaii shirt is made of premium polyester fabric. Long-lasting and durability. We use high-quality machines and mature technology, and the exquisite print content will never fall off.
Perfect Design: Featuring a spread collar, printed tropical pattern all over the shirt, a front button fastening, short sleeves and a relaxed shape. The design is printed with new age printing technology, direct to garment. It is printed with a water – soluble and eco – friendly ink. It is cured with a heat treatment process to ensure the color-fastness and lasting durability of the design
Garment Care: Machine wash or hand wash. Tumble dry on low heat. Avoid direct heat. Do not use bleach.

Baseball Jersey

Inches
Centimeters

Size	Length	Bust	Shoulder	Sleeve
XS	27 in	44 in	20 in	24 in
S	28 in	47 in	21 in	25 in
M	28 in	50 in	22 in	25 in
L	28 in	53 in	23 in	26 in
XL	29 in	56 in	24 in	26 in
2XL	30 in	59 in	25 in	27 in
3XL	31 in	62 in	26 in	28 in
4XL	31 in	65 in	26 in	28 in
5XL	32 in	67 in	27 in	29 in

Baseball Jersey piping

Outer lining is a slightly waterproof polyester fabric. The inner lining is two orange polyester layers with cotton or polyester (random) lined.
Bomber with zip closure, one interior pockets on the left and one zip pocket on the left sleeve.
360 degree All-Over-Print made by using dye- sublimation technology.
Design will not fade, crack, flack or peel.

Size	Length	Bust	Shoulder	Sleeve
XS	69 cm	112 cm	52 cm	62 cm
S	70 cm	120 cm	54 cm	63 cm
M	71 cm	128 cm	56 cm	64 cm
L	72 cm	136 cm	58 cm	66 cm
XL	74 cm	143 cm	60 cm	67 cm
2XL	76 cm	150 cm	63 cm	69 cm
3XL	78 cm	158 cm	65 cm	70 cm
4XL	79 cm	165 cm	67 cm	72 cm
5XL	80 cm	170 cm	69 cm	73 cm

Baseball Jersey piping

Best material: Our Hawaii shirt is made of premium polyester fabric. Long-lasting and durability. We use high-quality machines and mature technology, and the exquisite print content will never fall off.
Perfect Design: Featuring a spread collar, printed tropical pattern all over the shirt, a front button fastening, short sleeves and a relaxed shape. The design is printed with new age printing technology, direct to garment. It is printed with a water – soluble and eco – friendly ink. It is cured with a heat treatment process to ensure the color-fastness and lasting durability of the design
Garment Care: Machine wash or hand wash. Tumble dry on low heat. Avoid direct heat. Do not use bleach.

Baseball Jacket

Inches
Centimeters

Size	Length	Bust	Shoulder	Sleeve
XS	27 in	44 in	20 in	24 in
S	28 in	47 in	21 in	25 in
M	28 in	50 in	22 in	25 in
L	28 in	53 in	23 in	26 in
XL	29 in	56 in	24 in	26 in
2XL	30 in	59 in	25 in	27 in
3XL	31 in	62 in	26 in	28 in
4XL	31 in	65 in	26 in	28 in
5XL	32 in	67 in	27 in	29 in

Outer lining is a slightly waterproof polyester fabric. The inner lining is two orange polyester layers with cotton or polyester (random) lined.
Bomber with zip closure, one interior pockets on the left and one zip pocket on the left sleeve.
360 degree All-Over-Print made by using dye- sublimation technology.
Design will not fade, crack, flack or peel.

Size	Length	Bust	Shoulder	Sleeve
XS	69 cm	112 cm	52 cm	62 cm
S	70 cm	120 cm	54 cm	63 cm
M	71 cm	128 cm	56 cm	64 cm
L	72 cm	136 cm	58 cm	66 cm
XL	74 cm	143 cm	60 cm	67 cm
2XL	76 cm	150 cm	63 cm	69 cm
3XL	78 cm	158 cm	65 cm	70 cm
4XL	79 cm	165 cm	67 cm	72 cm
5XL	80 cm	170 cm	69 cm	73 cm

Best material: Our Hawaii shirt is made of premium polyester fabric. Long-lasting and durability. We use high-quality machines and mature technology, and the exquisite print content will never fall off.
Perfect Design: Featuring a spread collar, printed tropical pattern all over the shirt, a front button fastening, short sleeves and a relaxed shape. The design is printed with new age printing technology, direct to garment. It is printed with a water – soluble and eco – friendly ink. It is cured with a heat treatment process to ensure the color-fastness and lasting durability of the design
Garment Care: Machine wash or hand wash. Tumble dry on low heat. Avoid direct heat. Do not use bleach.

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Hex The Patriarchy Witchy Ugly Christmas Sweater

For those who prefer spellbooks over sugar cookies, the Hex The Patriarchy Witchy Ugly Christmas Sweater channels power, rebellion, and magic all in one cozy package. It’s not just a sweater; it’s a statement woven with wit and witchcraft.

The Design and Energy

Front and center, a mystical illustration features a raised hand casting a spell beneath a radiant golden sun, surrounded by blooming flowers and vibrant green leaves. The words “HEX THE PATRIARCHY” arch boldly above and below, making the message clear, empowerment never goes out of season. The pastel pink and lavender background bursts with patterns of pumpkins, witch hats, and stars, bordered by zigzag bands of magenta, purple, and gold. Every inch radiates witchy confidence and unapologetic charm.

Perfect for modern witches, feminists, and anyone who loves a magical twist on holiday wear.
Great for ugly sweater parties, feminist gatherings, or cozy nights celebrating self-love and equality.
A powerful gift for bold souls who believe the future is female (and fabulous).

Material and Care

Crafted from a soft, breathable polyester knit blend designed for comfort and warmth. The vivid sublimation print ensures the artwork stays bright and sharp wash after wash. Machine wash cold, gentle cycle, and tumble dry low for long-lasting magic.